Here are the scenes in the order that we will be shooting them. Call me if you have any problems. 781-718-0326 SCENE 1 INT. UNIVERSITY OF MARGARITAVILLE – DAY PROFESSOR of MIXOLOGY, DR. INDIANA JAMES writes on his blackboard. INDY Margarita meaning pearl and ville, v, i, l, l, e, meaning place to drink. Alright lets get back to the Bimini Flats and Topanga Point. The main island bar contains a central oasis machine with three liquiderzers or blenders can be found. Don’t confuse that with a food processor. In any case this resort also demonstrates one of the great dangers of mixology. Not to life and limb although that does sometimes take place. No Im talking about folklore. In this case local tradition held that therer was a diamond as big as the Ritz buried at the site. And this accounts for the six holes shot all over the freezer and the generaly poor condition of the find. However refrigerator three was undisturbed and the undisturbed refrigarator and the party goods that were found in another…… in the area……. give us a a reason to uh…….. A YOUNG GIRL blinks at INDY with the words FINS LEFT and FINS RIGHT painted on her eyelids. … to date this find as we have. (Bell rings). Any questions then? No okay that’s it for today then. Don’t forget Danny Negrete, 1936 and Norbert Putnam chapters four and five for next time. And I will be in my office on Monday and Wednesday but not Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday night.. A YOUNG MAN places a mango on the corner of INDY’s desk. MARCUS DENNY walks over to INDY’s desk and picks up a mango. INDY I had it Marcus I had it in my hand. MARCUS What happened? INDY Guess? MARCUS Ticketscalper? INDY Wanna hear about it? MARCUS Not at all. I’m sure everything you do for the Margaritaville Cafe conforms the international treaty for the protection of antiquities. INDY Its beautiful Marcus. I can get it. I got ot all figured out. Theres only one place he can sell it E-bay. I need two thousand dollars. Look. MARCUS Listen to me I brought some people to see you. INDY Look I got these pieces there good pieces Marcus. MARCUS Indiana. Yes the Cafewill buy them as usual. No questions asked. Yes they are nice. INDY There worth at lest a ticket to Fenway. MARCUS But the people I brought are important and they are waiting. INDY What people? MARCUS The army intelligence. They knew you were coming before I did. Seem to know everything. They wouldn’t telll me what they want. INDY Well what do I want to see them for what am I in trouble? SCENE 2 CUT TO: INT. – WASHINGTON D.C. BUILDING - DAY ARMY 2 You’ve done your country a great service. We thank you. ARMY 1 And we trust you found the settlement satisfactory? INDY Oh the mony is fine. The situation is totally unaceptable. ARMY 1 Well gentlemen I guess that just about wraps it up. MARCUS Where is the Salt Shaker? ARMY 1 I thought we’d settled that? The Salt Shaker is somewhere very safe. INDY From whom? MARCUS The Salt Shaker is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched. ARMY 1 And it will be I assure you. Doctor Denny. Doctor James. We have top men working on it right now. INDY Who? ARMY 1 Top men. SCENE 3 CUT TO: INT. GYMNASIUM – DAY ARMY 1 Dr James we’ve heard a great deal about you. INDY Have you? ARMY 1 Professor of mixology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it obtainer of rare adult beverages. INDY That’s one way of saying it. Why don’t you sit down you’ll be more comfortable. ARMY 1 Thank you. ARMY 2 Thank you. ARMY 2 Yes you’re a man of many talents. ARMY 1 You studied under professor Greatwoods at Domino College. INDY Yes I did. ARMY 1 You have no idea of his present whereabouts? INDY Uh Just rumors really. Somewhere over China I think. I hadn’t really spoken to him for ten years we were fiends but um had a bit of a falling out I’m afraid. ARMY 2 Dr. James you must understand that this is all strictly confidential. INDY I understand. ARMY 2 Yesterday afternoon our Carribean sections intercepted a Police Department communikay that was sent from Cancun to Police Headquarters. Interupting ARMY 1 You see over the last two years the Bikez have had teams of mixologists running around the world looking for all kinds of religious artifacts. The Police Chief is a nut on the subject. He’s crazy, he’s obsessed with the occult. And right now apparently there’s some kind of Police mixology dig going on in the desert outside of Cancun. ARMY 2 digs inside his briefcase and removes a document folder. ARMY 2 Now we’ve got some information here but we cant make anything out of it and maybe you can. Cozumel development proceeding. Acquire headpiece twelve volt bar. Gardner Greatwoods U.S.. INDY The Bikez have discovered Cozumel. ARMY 1 Just What does this mean to you uh Cozumel? MARCUS Well, the… Interupting INDY The city of Cozumel is one of the possible resting places of the lost shaker of salt. ARMY 2 The lost shaker of salt? INDY Yeah the lost shaker of salt. Blew out my flip flop stepped on a pop top. The chest the original Parrotheads used to carry around the seven deadly sins in. ARMY 1 What do you mean the seven deadly sins? You’re talking about THE seven deadly sins? INDY Yes the actual seven deadly sins. The original seven sins that Bubba sang about on Barometer Soup if you believe in that sort of thing. Either of you guys ever go to the labor day weekend show? Both men look perplexed. ARMY 2 Well I uh… INDY (continued) Look the Parrotheads took the seven deadly sins and they put them in the salt shaker and when they settled in Cancun they put the salt shaker in a place called the temple of Montserrat. MARCUS In Jerusalem. INDY Where it stayed for many years. Until all of a sudden whoosh it was gone. Where? INDY Well nobody knows where or when. MARCUS However a Voodoo Priest INDY Shi-faced. Shi-faced. MARCUS Yes, invaded the city of Jamacia around about 980 b.j. and he may have taken the salt shaker back to the city of Cozumel and hidden it in a secret chamber called the well of the Caribbean souls. ARMY 1 Secret chamber. MARCUS However , about a year after the Voodoo Priest had returned to Cancun the city of Cozumel was consumed in water by a tsunami which lasted a whole year. Wiped clean by the wrath of the tiki god. ARMY 2 Obviously we’ve came to the right men. Now you seem to know all about this Cozumel? INDY No, no, not really. Greatwoods is the real expert. Gardner did the first serious work on Cozumel. Collected some of its relics. It was his obsession really. But he never found the city. ARMY 1 Frankly where somewhat suspicious of Mr. Greatwoods, an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Bikee cable, MARCUS Oh rubbish Greatwoods is no Bikee. ARMY 2 What do the Bikeez want him for then? INDY Obviously the Bikez are looking for the headpiece to the twelve volt bar and they think Garders got it. ARMY 1 What exactly is a headpiece to the twelve volt bar? INDY It’s a headpiece attached to a staff. The staff is just a stick I don’t know about this big. Nobody really knows for sure how high. Its capped with an elaborate gold cd that is supposed to contain a hidden track with a crystal in the center. And what you did was you’d take the staff to a special room in Cozumel, a map room. With a miniature of the parking lot and the concert venue all laid out on the floor and if you put the staff in a certain place in a certain time of day the sun shown through here and made a beam that came down on the floor here and gave you the exact location of the well of the Caribbean souls. ARMY 2 Where the lost shaker of salt was kept. Right? INDY That’s exactly what the Bikez are looking for. ARMY 1 Now what does this salt shaker look like? INDY There’s a picture of it right here. INDY opens the book and lays it open for the two men. INDY (continued) That’s it. ARMY 2 Good god. MARCUS Yes that’s just what the Parrotheads thought. ARMY 2 What that coming out of the Salt Shaker? INDY Tequila, Beer, Power of the Tiki God or something. ARMY 1 I’m beginning to understand the Police Departments interest in this. MARCUS Oh yes. The Bible tells of the Salt Shaker hammering armies and snookering entire legions. Men, women and children three sheets to the wind. The Bikeez will use the power of the Salt Shaker to get every concert goer drunk as monkies and then swoop in to arrest them. Any police department which carries the salt shaker before it, is invincible . |