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SCENE 1

INT. UNIVERSITY OF MARGARITAVILLE – DAY

PROFESSOR of MIXOLOGY, DR. INDIANA JAMES writes on his blackboard.

INDY
Margarita meaning  pearl and ville, v, i, l, l, e, meaning place to drink.  Alright lets get back to the Bimini Flats and Topanga Point.  The main island
bar contains a central oasis machine with three liquiderzers or blenders can be found.  Don’t confuse that with a food processor.   In any case this  
resort also demonstrates one of the great dangers of mixology.  Not to life and limb although that  does sometimes take place.  No Im talking about
folklore.  In this case local tradition held that therer was a diamond as big as the Ritz buried at the site.  And this accounts for the six holes shot all
over the freezer and the generaly poor condition of the find.  However refrigerator three was undisturbed  and the undisturbed refrigarator and the
party goods  that were found in another…… in the area……. give us a a reason to uh……..

A YOUNG GIRL blinks at INDY with the words FINS LEFT and FINS RIGHT painted on her eyelids.

… to date this find as we have.  

(Bell rings).

Any questions then?    No okay that’s it for today then.  Don’t forget Danny Negrete, 1936 and Norbert Putnam  chapters four and five  for next
time.  And I will be in my office on Monday and Wednesday but not  Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday night..

A YOUNG MAN places a mango on the corner of INDY’s desk.   MARCUS DENNY walks over to INDY’s desk and picks up a mango.

INDY
I had it Marcus I had it in my hand.

MARCUS
What happened?

INDY
Guess?

MARCUS
Ticketscalper?

INDY
Wanna hear about it?

MARCUS
Not at all.  I’m sure everything  you do for the Margaritaville Cafe conforms the international treaty for the protection of antiquities.  

INDY
Its beautiful Marcus.  I can get it.  I got ot all figured out.   Theres only one place he can sell it E-bay.  I need two thousand dollars.  Look.


MARCUS
Listen to me I brought some people to see you.

INDY
Look  I got these pieces there good pieces Marcus.

MARCUS
Indiana.  Yes the Cafewill buy them as usual.  No questions asked.  Yes they are nice.

INDY
There worth at lest a ticket to Fenway.

MARCUS
But the people I brought are important and they are waiting.    

INDY
What people?

MARCUS
The army intelligence.  They knew you were coming before I did.  Seem to know everything.  They wouldn’t telll me what they want.

INDY
Well what do I want to see them for what am I in  trouble?






SCENE 2

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INT. – WASHINGTON D.C. BUILDING - DAY

ARMY 2
You’ve done your country a great service.  We thank you.

ARMY 1
And we trust you found the settlement satisfactory?

INDY
Oh the mony is fine.  The situation is totally unaceptable.

ARMY 1
Well gentlemen I guess that just about wraps it up.

MARCUS
Where is the Salt Shaker?

ARMY 1
I thought we’d settled that?  The Salt Shaker is somewhere very safe.

INDY
From whom?

MARCUS
The Salt Shaker is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched.

ARMY 1
And it will be I assure you.  Doctor Denny.  Doctor James.  We have top men working on it right now.

INDY
Who?

ARMY 1
Top men.





SCENE 3



CUT TO:
INT. GYMNASIUM – DAY


ARMY 1
Dr James we’ve heard a great deal about you.

INDY
Have you?

ARMY 1
Professor of mixology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it obtainer of rare adult beverages.  

INDY
That’s one way of saying it.  Why don’t you sit down you’ll be more comfortable.

ARMY 1
Thank you.

ARMY 2
Thank you.

ARMY 2
Yes you’re a man of many talents.

ARMY 1
You studied under professor Greatwoods at Domino College.

INDY
Yes I did.

ARMY 1
You have no idea of his present whereabouts?

INDY
Uh Just rumors really.  Somewhere over China I think.  I hadn’t really spoken to him for ten years we were fiends but um had a bit of a falling out I’m
afraid.

ARMY 2
Dr. James you must understand that this is all strictly confidential.  

INDY
I understand.

ARMY 2
Yesterday afternoon our Carribean sections intercepted a Police Department communikay that was sent from Cancun to Police Headquarters.  

Interupting

ARMY 1
You see over the last two years the Bikez have had teams of mixologists running around the world looking for all kinds of religious artifacts.  The
Police Chief is a nut on the subject.  He’s crazy, he’s obsessed with the occult.    And right now apparently there’s some kind of Police mixology dig
going on in the desert outside of Cancun.

ARMY 2 digs inside his briefcase and removes a document folder.

ARMY 2
Now we’ve got some information here but we cant make anything out of it and maybe you can.  Cozumel  development proceeding.  Acquire
headpiece twelve volt bar.  Gardner Greatwoods U.S..  

INDY
The Bikez have discovered Cozumel.

ARMY 1
Just What does this mean to you uh Cozumel?

MARCUS
Well, the…

Interupting

INDY
The city of Cozumel is one of the possible resting places of the lost shaker of salt.        

ARMY 2
The lost shaker of salt?

INDY
Yeah the lost shaker of salt.  Blew out my flip flop stepped on a pop top.  The chest the original Parrotheads used to carry around the seven
deadly sins in.


ARMY 1
What do you mean the seven deadly sins?  You’re talking about THE seven deadly sins?

INDY
Yes the actual seven deadly sins.   The original seven sins that Bubba sang about on Barometer Soup if you believe in that sort of thing.  Either of
you guys ever go to the labor day weekend show?

Both men look perplexed.

ARMY 2
Well I uh…

INDY (continued)
Look the Parrotheads took the seven deadly sins and they put them in the salt shaker  and when they settled in Cancun they put the salt shaker in
a place called the temple of  Montserrat.  

MARCUS
In Jerusalem.

INDY
Where it stayed for many years.  Until all of a sudden whoosh it was gone.

Where?

INDY
Well nobody knows where or when.

MARCUS
However a Voodoo Priest

INDY
Shi-faced. Shi-faced.

MARCUS
Yes, invaded the city of Jamacia around about 980 b.j. and he may have taken the salt shaker back to the city of Cozumel and hidden it in a secret
chamber called the well of the Caribbean souls.  

ARMY 1
Secret chamber.

MARCUS
However , about a year after the Voodoo Priest had returned to Cancun the city of  Cozumel was consumed in water by a tsunami which  lasted a
whole year.  Wiped clean by the wrath of the tiki god.

ARMY 2
Obviously we’ve came to the right men.  Now you seem to know all about this Cozumel?

INDY
No, no, not really.  Greatwoods is the real expert.  Gardner did the first serious work on Cozumel.   Collected some of its relics.  It was his
obsession really.  But he never found the city.  
ARMY 1
Frankly where somewhat suspicious of Mr. Greatwoods,  an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Bikee cable,

MARCUS
Oh rubbish Greatwoods is no Bikee.

ARMY 2
What do the Bikeez want him for then?  

INDY
Obviously the Bikez are looking for the headpiece to the twelve volt bar and they think Garders got it.

ARMY 1
What exactly is a headpiece to the twelve volt bar?

INDY
It’s a headpiece attached to a staff.  The staff is just a stick I don’t know about this big.  Nobody really knows for sure how high.  Its capped with an
elaborate gold cd that  is supposed to contain a hidden track with a crystal in the center.  And what you did was you’d take the staff to a special
room in Cozumel, a map room.  With a miniature of the parking lot and the concert venue all laid out on the floor and if you put the staff in a certain
place in a certain time of day the sun shown through here and made a beam that came down on the floor here and gave you the exact location of
the well of the Caribbean souls.

ARMY 2
Where the lost shaker of salt was kept.  Right?

INDY
That’s exactly what the Bikez are looking for.  

ARMY 1
Now what does this salt shaker look like?

INDY
There’s a picture of it right here.  

INDY opens the book and lays it open for the two men.

INDY (continued)
That’s it.

ARMY 2
Good god.

MARCUS
Yes that’s just what the Parrotheads thought.

ARMY 2
What that coming out of the Salt Shaker?

INDY
Tequila, Beer, Power of the Tiki God or something.

ARMY 1
I’m beginning to understand the Police Departments interest in this.  

MARCUS
Oh yes.  The Bible tells of the Salt Shaker hammering armies and snookering entire legions.  Men, women and children three sheets to the wind.  
The Bikeez will use the power of the Salt Shaker to get every concert goer drunk as monkies and then swoop in to arrest them.  Any police
department which carries the salt shaker before it, is invincible .